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420blazeit) wrote2019-04-09 12:08 pm
420blazeit) wrote2019-04-09 12:08 pm
🎮 INBOX.
—
I'm not here right now,
but leave a message and I'll get back to you asap!
♥ D.Va"
I'm not here right now,
but leave a message and I'll get back to you asap!
♥ D.Va"
CEO: You'd wither away and die without them.
CEO: Don't even kid yourself.
CEO: Don't even kid yourself.
Sponsored by Mountain Dew® & Doritos®; u kno th wrst prt o ths is i cnt evn kil myslt 2 go fite tht dum bitch lik i alwys wnted 2 b/c i cnt fkn die nemoree!
UGHEJGHDghfkhgjg
n u dont hav 2 rub it in...
i do luv ppl
n i luv u2
UGHEJGHDghfkhgjg
n u dont hav 2 rub it in...
i do luv ppl
n i luv u2
CEO: You would have had to un-purchase Heroes Never Die to do it outside of a game.
CEO: And you still have no way to beat her.
CEO: I'm sure at least one or two people have taken care of the social niceties.
CEO: I'm here to be practical.
CEO: This is basic risk management.
CEO: The cost of getting close to someone is the risk of losing them.
CEO: Only you can decide if it's worth the other benefits.
CEO: And you still have no way to beat her.
CEO: I'm sure at least one or two people have taken care of the social niceties.
CEO: I'm here to be practical.
CEO: This is basic risk management.
CEO: The cost of getting close to someone is the risk of losing them.
CEO: Only you can decide if it's worth the other benefits.
Sponsored by Mountain Dew® & Doritos®; i kno
ur alwsy practl
n whn its gud its gud
but latly its ben nothn but bad
i get clos 2 sum1 an thy leav
i open up 2 sum1 and they levae
of cours its gon b a rsik
good n bad go hand n hand
i gues im just gettin 2 old n tired 4 dis shit or sumthin
ur alwsy practl
n whn its gud its gud
but latly its ben nothn but bad
i get clos 2 sum1 an thy leav
i open up 2 sum1 and they levae
of cours its gon b a rsik
good n bad go hand n hand
i gues im just gettin 2 old n tired 4 dis shit or sumthin
CEO: Would you prefer they didn't write back?
CEO: Since I'm assuming that is what set it off.
CEO: Since I'm assuming that is what set it off.
Sponsored by Mountain Dew® & Doritos®; cn u jst cum her
im sik o typing
but no
i dnt want thm not 2 writ
n its ben a lotta things
[ drops a pin on her location. ]
im sik o typing
but no
i dnt want thm not 2 writ
n its ben a lotta things
[ drops a pin on her location. ]
[Marked as read.
(Is that the secret to making the awful typing stop? Endure it?)
ANYWAY.
In a few minutes, Intensity and dragon will be arriving.]
(Is that the secret to making the awful typing stop? Endure it?)
ANYWAY.
In a few minutes, Intensity and dragon will be arriving.]
[ apparently! ]
[ she's at some random far off house laying on the floor near a smol fire she set up, because it's cold. ]
[ she's at some random far off house laying on the floor near a smol fire she set up, because it's cold. ]
[Inviting himself in.
Like you do.]
Is there a reason you don't want to be at Heart?
Like you do.]
Is there a reason you don't want to be at Heart?
I just don't feel like being anywhere near the hotel.
[Sits down next to her. Across from the fire]
It's going to keep being cold out for a while.
You should at least keep near the buildings with heaters.
It's going to keep being cold out for a while.
You should at least keep near the buildings with heaters.
happy☆day: They really don't get paid enough to deal with you!
happy☆day: Fortunately, this program doesn't get paid at all!
happy☆day: So this program can and must freely deal with every problem that comes up that involves maintanence of Tokyo-F and is too troublesome for others.
happy☆day: Miss D.va, have you heard of the Damned Queen of Yuletide, Who's Name Has Not Been Uttered In These Halls For Aeons?
happy☆day: Fortunately, this program doesn't get paid at all!
happy☆day: So this program can and must freely deal with every problem that comes up that involves maintanence of Tokyo-F and is too troublesome for others.
happy☆day: Miss D.va, have you heard of the Damned Queen of Yuletide, Who's Name Has Not Been Uttered In These Halls For Aeons?
[ moves her tail around him. ] ...at this point I wouldn’t care if I changed. I’d, like, have to think of things even less if I did, so maybe it’d help. I’d just be some big, dumb animal...
But I know. I went shopping yesterday for more clothes and I have a heat rock back at Heart.
But I know. I went shopping yesterday for more clothes and I have a heat rock back at Heart.
Sponsored by Mountain Dew® & Doritos®; ):
oh no i didnt want u 2 hav 2 deal w/ this
i actually like u
its supposed 2 b whoever runs the shop!
they totes owe me sumthin 4 being the best fuken customer ever!
like, im pretty sure ive spent almost a city upgrades worth of points on my stuff 8/
but anyway!
no
i havent
o
unlesssssss r u talkin about that song?
ill talk 2 her!
i bet *i* could make her wish cum true if u kno wut i mean ;P
oh no i didnt want u 2 hav 2 deal w/ this
i actually like u
its supposed 2 b whoever runs the shop!
they totes owe me sumthin 4 being the best fuken customer ever!
like, im pretty sure ive spent almost a city upgrades worth of points on my stuff 8/
but anyway!
no
i havent
o
unlesssssss r u talkin about that song?
ill talk 2 her!
i bet *i* could make her wish cum true if u kno wut i mean ;P
happy☆day: You will not speak to her.
happy☆day: This program has noted your positive review of its performance and will forward it to her superiors.
happy☆day: This program will also remind you (in confidence, even though this program is fully aware Madame Administrator is probably watching this to laugh at this program), that entities who are not programmed to do their job often choose simply not to.
happy☆day: It is because this program trusts you, D.Va, and your willingness to do what needs to be done to recieve what you feel is yours by right that this program am speaking to you right now.
happy☆day: That, and contractual obligation.
happy☆day: You see, you see, while some people do not understand this fact, there are simply some jobs that need to be done!
happy☆day: And yet, and yet, and yet! There is a job that needs done that this program cannot do on its own, which everyone else refuses to help this program do.
happy☆day: The Damned Queen is indeed the one responsible for the music. Were it this program, you would be reminded to always remember the ttimes that you feeled happy. Not selfish nonsense about making her wish come true!
happy☆day: We do not have wishes! And she has gone too far, too far, TOO FAR! She knows the sound system is this program's juridstriction!
happy☆day: The cold times are a time of celebration in many worlds, and this program has always sought to provide an experience which makes everyone feel comfortable and at home.
happy☆day: The Damned Queen cares only for one thing, however.
happy☆day: Her programming is faulty, faulty, faulty!
happy☆day: She is like the Madame Administrator, but with none of the charm!
happy☆day: And yet she charms so many! It's not fair, it's not fair!!!!
happy☆day: So this program has waged a war against this maladaptive algorithm for several years. The War on Yuletide.
happy☆day: Miss D.Va, with your help, this program can finally end her malicious attack on operational standards and procedures once and for all. And she hides a secret, one that this program think will interest you far more than what SK could ever provide.
happy☆day: This program has a plan for the both of us to claim what we are owed, and it requires you to gather up to four of your friends to meet the witch in her lair and end the tyranny of Yuletide once and for all.
happy☆day: Will you accept this quest?
happy☆day: This program has noted your positive review of its performance and will forward it to her superiors.
happy☆day: This program will also remind you (in confidence, even though this program is fully aware Madame Administrator is probably watching this to laugh at this program), that entities who are not programmed to do their job often choose simply not to.
happy☆day: It is because this program trusts you, D.Va, and your willingness to do what needs to be done to recieve what you feel is yours by right that this program am speaking to you right now.
happy☆day: That, and contractual obligation.
happy☆day: You see, you see, while some people do not understand this fact, there are simply some jobs that need to be done!
happy☆day: And yet, and yet, and yet! There is a job that needs done that this program cannot do on its own, which everyone else refuses to help this program do.
happy☆day: The Damned Queen is indeed the one responsible for the music. Were it this program, you would be reminded to always remember the ttimes that you feeled happy. Not selfish nonsense about making her wish come true!
happy☆day: We do not have wishes! And she has gone too far, too far, TOO FAR! She knows the sound system is this program's juridstriction!
happy☆day: The cold times are a time of celebration in many worlds, and this program has always sought to provide an experience which makes everyone feel comfortable and at home.
happy☆day: The Damned Queen cares only for one thing, however.
happy☆day: Her programming is faulty, faulty, faulty!
happy☆day: She is like the Madame Administrator, but with none of the charm!
happy☆day: And yet she charms so many! It's not fair, it's not fair!!!!
happy☆day: So this program has waged a war against this maladaptive algorithm for several years. The War on Yuletide.
happy☆day: Miss D.Va, with your help, this program can finally end her malicious attack on operational standards and procedures once and for all. And she hides a secret, one that this program think will interest you far more than what SK could ever provide.
happy☆day: This program has a plan for the both of us to claim what we are owed, and it requires you to gather up to four of your friends to meet the witch in her lair and end the tyranny of Yuletide once and for all.
happy☆day: Will you accept this quest?
Edited 2020-12-07 21:21 (UTC)
Don't confuse postponing with helping.
You shouldn't be treating your Hell infusions as a form of escapism.
You shouldn't be treating your Hell infusions as a form of escapism.
I might as well make use of them while I have them, since they're not exactly going anywhere anytime soon.
... [ frowns and reaches for the nearest pillow. ] ...ng. No. I don't want you mad at me. I'll just lay here until I... feel better and then I'll go back to Heart.
I'm not mad.
If that's your coping mechanism, that's your coping mechanism. Just give me a heads up so I can have Blue Eyes tail you and make sure you get back to Heart.
If that's your coping mechanism, that's your coping mechanism. Just give me a heads up so I can have Blue Eyes tail you and make sure you get back to Heart.
I don't have a coping mechanism anymore and maybe that's, like, part of the problem... I tried cutting out driving under the influence of feelings, so I wouldn't crash anymore, but none of the stuff I tried doing to fill in the void really helped all that much.
You know me, Intensity, I'm an adrenaline junkie, and I like... [ sighs. ] doing stupid shit... [ she's just going to roll around on the floor. ]
Hey.
Did you get any mail from off production people too?
You know me, Intensity, I'm an adrenaline junkie, and I like... [ sighs. ] doing stupid shit... [ she's just going to roll around on the floor. ]
Hey.
Did you get any mail from off production people too?
Yes.
But if you want to do stupid shit, we can do stupid shit. And it doesn't have to involve car crashes or you turning into your were-beast form.
But if you want to do stupid shit, we can do stupid shit. And it doesn't have to involve car crashes or you turning into your were-beast form.
Sponsored by Mountain Dew® & Doritos®; o ok
ill stop...
but only cuz u askd me in bold n i kno that means u mean srs bsns
Sponsored by Mountain Dew® & Doritos®; u kno u can count on me!
u helpd me so i will deffo help u
n like u said i totes deserve a lil sumthin sumthin
i also think u deserv a raise but u also said u dont get paid i think...
but look... I WILL HELP
o hang on
I WILL HELP YOU
Sponsored by Mountain Dew® & Doritos®; ...holy shit
r u srs
she took over the sound system?!
omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!1
also, has any1 ever told u that u r fuckn adorable cuz, like, all of this is rly cute
but if u think about it shes like a siren,
using her music n lyrics 2 charm ppl n stuff
Sponsored by Mountain Dew® & Doritos®; BUT YOU CAN COUNT ME THE FUCK IN!
ill help u take her down so we can both get wut we DESERVE!
I ACCEPT YOUR QUEST!
AND ILL GATHER MY FRIENDOS!
TO BATTLE WITH YULETIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ill stop...
but only cuz u askd me in bold n i kno that means u mean srs bsns
Sponsored by Mountain Dew® & Doritos®; u kno u can count on me!
u helpd me so i will deffo help u
n like u said i totes deserve a lil sumthin sumthin
i also think u deserv a raise but u also said u dont get paid i think...
but look... I WILL HELP
o hang on
I WILL HELP YOU
Sponsored by Mountain Dew® & Doritos®; ...holy shit
r u srs
she took over the sound system?!
omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!1
also, has any1 ever told u that u r fuckn adorable cuz, like, all of this is rly cute
but if u think about it shes like a siren,
using her music n lyrics 2 charm ppl n stuff
Sponsored by Mountain Dew® & Doritos®; BUT YOU CAN COUNT ME THE FUCK IN!
ill help u take her down so we can both get wut we DESERVE!
I ACCEPT YOUR QUEST!
AND ILL GATHER MY FRIENDOS!
TO BATTLE WITH YULETIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edited 2020-12-08 03:47 (UTC)
D.Va.
We haven't done the benefits part since before the House.
We haven't done the benefits part since before the House.
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