[ she takes the phone and looks at what's on the screen. it sure is a... thing. she'd call bullshit, but the coloring and the tentacles make it kind of obvious. not to mention she's got a couple of witnesses. ]

[ so she got drunk, went for a swim, blacked out, turned into a monster, and then... ended up here. ]

[ confused.
scared.
in pain.
s- scared. ]

...

That can't be me. [ shoves the phone back in his hands, grabbing the edge of intensity's trench and pulling it tighter around herself. ] I'd turn into a snake or something. Not whatever the hell stupid thing is.

[ denial,
#nailedit. ]