In D.VA's closet is a hidden door behind where clothes are hung, and entering finds one in a large, expansive room with fluorescent lighting and a single gigantic stainless steel table against the back wall similar to the ones found in the kitchen, complete with cabinets and drawers filled with tools and various boxes of scraps.
The floor is largely tiled and scuffed, but in the center is a raised platform with a rack that is configured to secure a single person sized mech with the press of a button (mech not included, unfortunately!).
Aside from those features, one large workbench each sits against the left and right walls, with a variety of monitors that display random technical info and provide various options for controlling the room's lighting or controlling its radio. They are also capable of playing any movies that the room's owner has on their phone, purchased from the points shop. On the wall above each bench is a sheet of particleboard with hooks riveted into it to provide easy access to tools. Horizontal display cases flanking each bench have variations on the room owner's Henshin armour, though they're all nonfunctional.
A single plain couch sits in front of the mech storage pedestal.
A hallway connects D.Va's workshop to the dorm's training room, sparse with a sand-coated floor, with space seen beyond the clear walls— until she steps into it. Upon stepping foot inside, it changes to the shore of a deserted island, the "sky" above alighting blue and sound being piped in from hidden speakers in the floor to imitate the sound of the waves. Mist and water hydraulics pipe water in and out to imitate the sea, and a durasteel shack stands on the island's sands. The beach but itself is fairly sparse, most the room taken up by a king-sized bed in HSS's style, though not all of it— there's also room for a shower cubicle for washing off the sand, with a self-replenshing towel rock hung on the outside of its door— it 3D-prints new ones once the old ones are used, with a hamper besides it that breaks down the old towels to cotton fibres to build new ones from.
Within D.Va's room, beneath her bed is a box that contains a stack of Possibly Lewd Magazines - except actually the magazines are a facade that can be opened up to reveal the real prize: a golden apple entwined with snakes that slides the bed away entirely and opens up a staircase in the floor that leads down into another room!
This room is richly furnished, with dark walls accented in bubblegum and...okay, well actually, the entire room is the same color, but with darker shades to depict murals of flowers and fruit (pomegranates, split figs, branches of olives) entwined with serpents. Interrupting the murals are flickering computer monitors set into the walls, and the useless knobs and switches (okay, some actually just drop robosnakes on you, but details!) that can be found everywhere else in the dorm. Four capsule chairs with attached keyboards (some of the keys are just different snake emoji?) sit in two neat rows, and at the end of the room is one swivel chair. It's cream coloured - unlike the entire rest of the room, oddly - and random areas of the plastic part of the chair are scorched with burn marks.
Windows provide a view out into a black void with countless points of light glistening therein - this seems to be a spaceship. A mantle over a screen depicting a raging fire is hung with actual branches of olives, and the "fireplace" itself somehow fills the room with the gentle haze of spiced smoke. From somewhere beyond the walls you can hear the occasional hissing of a snake.
A monitor centered in the wall opposite the firescreen displays a message:
Welcome, MeKA crew. Contact with anomaly in: ?$@!!!$*********
The staircase itself is styled more like an airlock, with an almost featureless room to wait in while it's cycling. Besides the switch to start the process, the only other feature of the airlock is the wall mural depicting a scene from the bible: the serpent convincing Eve to eat from the tree of life. Except Eve in this case has cool bunnymech armour, which surely doesn't actually mean anything. The apple is movable and does not have to remain in the box.
Doors from both King's and D.Va's rooms lead into a rough-hewn stairway into a secret cave bathroom for the two of them. The floor's definitely heated, the source of which is possibly implied by the bubbling stream of lava that runs across one side of the cave, through the floor.
Though it's clearly been set up in a found volcanic cave, the amenities are very nice, though—a metal panel on the wall allows for lighting adjustments, and the tub dug into the rock is both a natural personal hot spring and has jacuzzi jets. Nearby it is an open area with a drain that is actually a rainfall shower, activated with a knob on the wall—enclosures are for people without highly scientific water flow design. A set of brushed metal drawers under a long sink counter contain a supply of towels (refreshed every day!) as well as room for clothes and whatever sundries they might want to keep down there, and a button on the counter allows them to pull down or retract a tall, wide vanity mirror with mysterious HUD output projected onto the sides.
The couch down here is really more of a circular couch-slash-bed, with a backboard that keeps anyone from enthusiastically falling into the lava stream and made of a soft, black faux-suede material. And obviously, it's all soundproof! Who outside would be able to hear anything over the seismic noises, anyway?
An empty building near the JR Kyushu Hotel has been converted into a garage with a remote-openable door! It's big enough to drive one large vehicle into—and has no other entrances or exits, or so it seems. In reality, DVa can activate a glowing pink teleportation pad from the center of the floor to transport vehicles into her body shop in HSS's dorm—though the vehicles must be empty of driver and passenger.
Entering the body shop from the DVa's workshop, it's a large, metal-walled and concrete-floored room with room enough to park ten sizeable vehicles. Diagonal stripes have been painted into corners in HSS bronze and DVa's pink, and each parking space has a block-lettered white number… although for some reason it comes pre-distressed in a pattern that looks slightly like scales?
There's a generous set of pink-painted metal drawers with tools and some basic repair supplies provided, and near the entryway, a couple of large truck bench seats have been converted into couches where visitors can relax and watch the repairs, or, if they're not interested in the technical details, watch a movie on the wall-mounted monitor screens.
In the center of the room is a massive stone tablet with an Ouroboros on it. By socketing the pink gem of the ancient MEKA civilization into its eye the mechanism activates, revealing a ladder leading down to cliffside platform that overlooks the ruined temple. It's partially obscured thanks to a thick canopy of assorted trees, but it's definitely there. If you're boring and safe, then there's a set of stone stairs to the right that lead straight to the bridge. If, however, you're fun and exciting ( and also interested in a back breaking challenge ) then there's an assortment of obstacles to the left - like narrow pathways, precarious ledges, broken statues, fallen trees, and bunches of gnarled roots and shriveled vines - that'll eventually get you there too.
The bridge, itself, is made to resemble a snake, its scaled path something that sparkles in the sunlight and shimmers in the moonlight. It leads right up to the temple entrance, which definitely looks worse for wear.
But questionable structural integrity aside, the main room looks comfortable and seems inviting. There's a firepit at the center, but the heat it gives off and the color flames it displays can both be controlled by phone. Surrounding it are a semi-circle of pillows and blankets, making it a cozy place to kick back and relax. Shelves full of tomes and artifacts line the walls, but on closer inspection the tomes are just books and the artifacts are just merch.
But among all of the books there is one that's actually a secret lever, and it's the one with a ~*~mysterious~*~ set of symbols on its spine ( ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A ). If grabbed, then the shelf will move aside, revealing a set of stairs leading down into a soundproof sex dungeon. It boasts a comfy bed, an armoire, and a chest for any and all toys one may have procured.
Out the back of the temple is a small garden that's always in full bloom, and there's a small hot spring for year round soaks.
A honey comb clock has found a home of the wall of D.Va's bedroom and it ding! ding!! ding!!!s every hour on the hour. On closer inspection she'll come to realize that the bee ornament on it is actually a switch - (⑉⊙ȏ⊙)! - and pressing it drops that specific portion of the wall into the floor to reveal The Hive.
As soon as you step inside you'll be hit by the intoxicating aroma of the mugunghwa, and while it's supposed to have helped calm your nerves it probably ends up being of very little comfort because everything here is just so bizarre. To the left is a small garden complete with fance bench, a tree containing a single apple, and a fountain of queen B.Va featuring all of the gruesome injuries she's sustained oozing honey instead of blood water... neat! To the right is a bar that she can stock with her favorite drinks along with a number of hexagonal tables and chairs that can be arranged in a variety of ways.
To no one's surprise the walls are made to resemble that of a hive, and seem to be perpetually dripping honey... though you'll quickly come to realize it's all just an elaborate hologram. Robotic sportsball sized bees buzz around the room, their bug butts capable of changing color and playing music to set the mood.
The pièce de résistance is an obnoxious throne like water honey bed that's up a flight of stairs, behind sheer curtains, and tucked in an alcove for privacy. Above the bed is the phrase Long Live the Queen written in cursive. The Hive is definitely neither the safest nor smartest place for a fuck, but this room wasn't exactly requested because brains.
King's room features a domed skylight, positioned perfectly to filter sunbeams directly onto a spot at the foot of the bed. Here, part of the floor can be made to retract via a button on either nightstand to reveal a recessed, rectangular pond filled with Egyptian lotus.
Around the room are inverted-pyramid pots which contain starflowers of a variety of colours, preventing the corners and empty spaces of the room from looking too bare.
Attached to D.Va's workshop is a soundproofed room that simulates many of the functions of the basement levels Tokyo-F's Escape Room. While not nearly as versatile in its procedural generation nor as rewarding in its loot, it has a wide variety of pre-set levels and enemies and can simulate almost any weapon imaginable. In addition, new enemies and levels can be created from pre-existing assets and mixed and matched in new and exciting ways!
The room is also programmed to simulate all idols D.Va has acquainted herself with, past and present, reconstructing them based on her memories of them. They are surprisingly lifelike, and capable of natural conversation though they don't seem to acknowledge that they are copies of the original idols, even if told directly. Adventures in this room support a party of 4, and when not in use it is simply a featureless and unlit cubicle.
Locks for DVa's room and all of the doors to the rooms she's gotten. All of them require a password that she's created. And also if someone gets in her phone will be sent an alert, letting her know.
room.
But all the purples are pinks.
Obviously.
Bedsheets.
Rug Beneath Bed.
Sitting Area & Blanket.
An Art.
Big Ass Mech Statue.
A Pink Throne.
A pink shag rug covering an ouroboros tablet on the floor.
A mysterious bee clock.
🐰 queen, the cat & banshee, the peacock.
🐈 Luxury Bed
🐈 Litter Box
🐈 Sushi Toys & Nip Mouse
🐈 Homemade Cat Tree by D.Va and Hurricane
🐈 Medium Ass Mech Statue
🦚 Banshee.
🦚 Luxury Bed
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🐰 d.va's workshop @ hss dorm.
The floor is largely tiled and scuffed, but in the center is a raised platform with a rack that is configured to secure a single person sized mech with the press of a button (mech not included, unfortunately!).
Aside from those features, one large workbench each sits against the left and right walls, with a variety of monitors that display random technical info and provide various options for controlling the room's lighting or controlling its radio. They are also capable of playing any movies that the room's owner has on their phone, purchased from the points shop. On the wall above each bench is a sheet of particleboard with hooks riveted into it to provide easy access to tools. Horizontal display cases flanking each bench have variations on the room owner's Henshin armour, though they're all nonfunctional.
A single plain couch sits in front of the mech storage pedestal.
As mentioned above there are variations of D.Va's Henshin Armour in display cases; specifically Black Cat, B.Va, Junker, OW League Gray, Nano, Lightforged, Arcade Star, Dragon, Greek Chariot, & Rocket Hopper.
&storage.
*NEW*ish! D.Va has added both a Billiard Table & a Ping Pong Table to the shop!
She's also abandoned the room she took at the hospital and brought her chainsaw, woodcarving tool kit, and excess of wood back to her shop.
References.
🐰 d.va's private beach @ hss dorm.
Here are references.
🐰 ???
This room is richly furnished, with dark walls accented in bubblegum and...okay, well actually, the entire room is the same color, but with darker shades to depict murals of flowers and fruit (pomegranates, split figs, branches of olives) entwined with serpents. Interrupting the murals are flickering computer monitors set into the walls, and the useless knobs and switches (okay, some actually just drop robosnakes on you, but details!) that can be found everywhere else in the dorm. Four capsule chairs with attached keyboards (some of the keys are just different snake emoji?) sit in two neat rows, and at the end of the room is one swivel chair. It's cream coloured - unlike the entire rest of the room, oddly - and random areas of the plastic part of the chair are scorched with burn marks.
Windows provide a view out into a black void with countless points of light glistening therein - this seems to be a spaceship. A mantle over a screen depicting a raging fire is hung with actual branches of olives, and the "fireplace" itself somehow fills the room with the gentle haze of spiced smoke. From somewhere beyond the walls you can hear the occasional hissing of a snake.
A monitor centered in the wall opposite the firescreen displays a message:
Welcome, MeKA crew.
Contact with anomaly in: ?$@!!!$*********
The staircase itself is styled more like an airlock, with an almost featureless room to wait in while it's cycling. Besides the switch to start the process, the only other feature of the airlock is the wall mural depicting a scene from the bible: the serpent convincing Eve to eat from the tree of life. Except Eve in this case has cool bunnymech armour, which surely doesn't actually mean anything. The apple is movable and does not have to remain in the box.
🐰 luxury bathroom; shared w/ king.
Though it's clearly been set up in a found volcanic cave, the amenities are very nice, though—a metal panel on the wall allows for lighting adjustments, and the tub dug into the rock is both a natural personal hot spring and has jacuzzi jets. Nearby it is an open area with a drain that is actually a rainfall shower, activated with a knob on the wall—enclosures are for people without highly scientific water flow design.
A set of brushed metal drawers under a long sink counter contain a supply of towels (refreshed every day!) as well as room for clothes and whatever sundries they might want to keep down there, and a button on the counter allows them to pull down or retract a tall, wide vanity mirror with mysterious HUD output projected onto the sides.
The couch down here is really more of a circular couch-slash-bed, with a backboard that keeps anyone from enthusiastically falling into the lava stream and made of a soft, black faux-suede material. And obviously, it's all soundproof! Who outside would be able to hear anything over the seismic noises, anyway?
Loose references.
🐰 garage & bodyshop @ hss dorm.
Entering the body shop from the DVa's workshop, it's a large, metal-walled and concrete-floored room with room enough to park ten sizeable vehicles. Diagonal stripes have been painted into corners in HSS bronze and DVa's pink, and each parking space has a block-lettered white number… although for some reason it comes pre-distressed in a pattern that looks slightly like scales?
There's a generous set of pink-painted metal drawers with tools and some basic repair supplies provided, and near the entryway, a couple of large truck bench seats have been converted into couches where visitors can relax and watch the repairs, or, if they're not interested in the technical details, watch a movie on the wall-mounted monitor screens.
Here are some references.
in the garage.
1 ✨ Motorcycle 1, Motorcycle 2, & Motorcycles 3 & 4 fused to a couch.
2 ✨ Chariot 1, Chariot 2, & the Pink Quadski.
3 ✨ Pink Mercedes V-Class MiniVan - FUSED TO A TRAIN.
4 ✨ MEKA Lamborghini V2.
5 ✨ Nerf This! Lamborghini Huracán.
6 ✨ Megalodon Monster Truck.
7 ✨ Megalodon FIRE Monster Truck.
8 ✨ Hummer Limo with a hot tub fused to the back.
9 ✨ Helicopter V2.
10 ✨ DeLorean.
Dante's Motorcycle: Cavaliere.
✨ Full Unit Fire Truck in Pink&Black w/BronzeTrim.
✨ Original Meka Lambo + Heli scarified to Intensity to get MECHA GUNDAM.
✨ Full Unit Fancy RV.
Pimped Out Pink Segway.
Wingsuit.
Jet Pack ( made by Intensity ).
Junker (Shitty) Car.
Horse Drawn Carriage.
✨ Howitzer Cannon + 5 Shells.
✨ PW Mustang & PW Hummer.
🐰 MEKA temple ruins.
The bridge, itself, is made to resemble a snake, its scaled path something that sparkles in the sunlight and shimmers in the moonlight. It leads right up to the temple entrance, which definitely looks worse for wear.
But questionable structural integrity aside, the main room looks comfortable and seems inviting. There's a firepit at the center, but the heat it gives off and the color flames it displays can both be controlled by phone. Surrounding it are a semi-circle of pillows and blankets, making it a cozy place to kick back and relax. Shelves full of tomes and artifacts line the walls, but on closer inspection the tomes are just books and the artifacts are just merch.
But among all of the books there is one that's actually a secret lever, and it's the one with a ~*~mysterious~*~ set of symbols on its spine ( ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A ). If grabbed, then the shelf will move aside, revealing a set of stairs leading down into a soundproof sex dungeon. It boasts a comfy bed, an armoire, and a chest for any and all toys one may have procured.
Out the back of the temple is a small garden that's always in full bloom, and there's a small hot spring for year round soaks.
Here are a couple of references... sex dungeon.
🐰 queen b.va's hive.
As soon as you step inside you'll be hit by the intoxicating aroma of the mugunghwa, and while it's supposed to have helped calm your nerves it probably ends up being of very little comfort because everything here is just so bizarre. To the left is a small garden complete with fance bench, a tree containing a single apple, and a fountain of queen B.Va featuring all of the gruesome injuries she's sustained oozing honey instead of
bloodwater... neat! To the right is a bar that she can stock with her favorite drinks along with a number of hexagonal tables and chairs that can be arranged in a variety of ways.To no one's surprise the walls are made to resemble that of a hive, and seem to be perpetually dripping honey... though you'll quickly come to realize it's all just an elaborate hologram. Robotic sportsball sized bees buzz around the room, their bug butts capable of changing color and playing music to set the mood.
The pièce de résistance is an obnoxious throne like
waterhoney bed that's up a flight of stairs, behind sheer curtains, and tucked in an alcove for privacy. Above the bed is the phrase Long Live the Queen written in cursive. The Hive is definitely neither the safest nor smartest place for a fuck, but this room wasn't exactly requested because brains.This room is cursed by bees.
Bed reference.
👑 king's room ( formerly ).
Around the room are inverted-pyramid pots which contain starflowers of a variety of colours, preventing the corners and empty spaces of the room from looking too bare.
🐰 'personal' escape room.
The room is also programmed to simulate all idols D.Va has acquainted herself with, past and present, reconstructing them based on her memories of them. They are surprisingly lifelike, and capable of natural conversation though they don't seem to acknowledge that they are copies of the original idols, even if told directly. Adventures in this room support a party of 4, and when not in use it is simply a featureless and unlit cubicle.
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