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[420blazeit]

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13:37 pm

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" 미안하다!
I'm not here right now,
but leave a message and I'll get back to you asap!
♥ D.Va"

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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Is it because of everything that happened?

[420blazeit]

[ nods. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[He ponders that for a moment.]

What is it specifically? The act of eating? The texture?

[420blazeit]

I think about eating and I feel nauseous. I eat and I throw up. I should probably consider myself lucky that I can still drink stuff without feeling like shit, but I don't want to jinx it.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Thinks about for a moment.]

C'mon. I'll make you something.

Unless you wanted to talk more about your meeting with H.

[420blazeit]

...no, we can take a break from that.

What are you going to make me?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Hopefully something that will compensate for not eating for a couple days.

[Stands up and heads toward the ladder]

[420blazeit]

[ she thinks about what he's got in mind and makes herself nauseous, so she takes a few moments to herself and then heads to the ladder to follow. ]

It better not be cup noodle.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Just. This look.]

You know I don't actually eat that garbage, don't you?

[420blazeit]

It's not garbage! and IDK... I figured you might have tried it once or something. I mean, what are you doing with all the cup noodle I brought over?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I live with nerds.

[Surely someone eats it.

And up he goes]

[420blazeit]

Says the biggest nerd of them all.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[As they are walking through her bedroom.]

Grab some of your mountain dew stash.

[420blazeit]

[ stash,
what stash. ]

[ she does so though, and continues following him. ]

Done.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Next question. Does Heart Soldier have a kitchen?]

[420blazeit]

[ it absolutely does. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Oh. He actually likes this kitchen.

Either way, he takes one bottle of Mountain Dew from her, setting it on the counter. And then starts rummaging around the fridge for high nutritional and/or high calorie foods.

And promptly tosses them all in the nearest available blender.]

[420blazeit]

[ as soon as she realizes what he's doing she makes a face. ew. ] ... [ she keeps her disgust to herself though, because he's trying to help and she appreciates that, but drinking blended food... e- ew. ]

[ she's going to take a seat at the table while he works, because she's kind of tired of moving around. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[He pours the entirety of the unpleasant concoction (that isn't a natural food color by any means) into a glass.

And then pops open the soda bottle, pouring the Mountain Dew with the telltale silver shine of FiN abilities.

When he's done pouring, it looks like any other glass of Mountain Dew: Code Red.]

[420blazeit]

...

[ she might not be a normal color at the moment, because OMG what have you done to that poor, innocent mountain dew. IT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG! but, yes, she feels nauseous just thinking about what he's done. ]

Uuuuhhhhhmmmmmmhm. [ stares. stares some more. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Slides it down the countertop toward her.]

[420blazeit]

Please tell me you don't expect me to drink that.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

What's the problem?

You're still sponsoring them.

[420blazeit]

[ she stares at him like he's growing another head. ]

I

That

You

No! You defaced my poor brand. That's, like, t- that's a meat shake disguised as my beloved Dew. [ she clasps her hands over her mouth and groans, head hitting the table... but then she's springing up and pointing at it. ] You take a sip first.

1/2

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Saunters over to where she is sitting, picking it up to take a drink---]