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[420blazeit]

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13:37 pm

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" 미안하다!
I'm not here right now,
but leave a message and I'll get back to you asap!
♥ D.Va"

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Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[420blazeit]

[ no worries! ]

[ at least d.va probably has a set of working eyes by this point. ]

Sponsored by Mountain Dew® & Doritos®; if ur drnk n cnsidrng buyin strnge impuls stuf
take it frm an xprt,
no
ur gon regrt it
i hav a bee room
but if u wanna c horss or ride thm lemme tak u 2 stblz

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[weenwoon]

Accomplice: I WANAN SEE TGE BEEROOM

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[420blazeit]

Sponsored by Mountain Dew® & Doritos®; cum on ovr thn bb
n ill sho u
its prtty trppy

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[weenwoon]

Accomplice: soumds perfeft
Accomplice: lvo yu

[He manages to get there, somehow, and even manages to knock on the door.]

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[420blazeit]

Sponsored by Mountain Dew® & Doritos®; luv u 2

[ she goes to answer the door. ]

Levity!

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[weenwoon]

Dee!

[He looks... uh. He looks fucked up, but he seems happy? And also very drunk. Going to try and pick her up actually, nevermind the fear that his arm might fall off or something!]

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[420blazeit]

... [ she had heard about fin, so this isn't a complete surprised, but she immediately feels LOTS OF THINGS. ] Ack! L- Levi. Don't do that, you're still not completely better! [ flails a bit, but tries to keep it to a minimal, since she doesn't want to hurt him. NO PICKING HER UP THOUGH. ]

[ she's missing her tail and looks like shit, but she's at least trying to smile, so there's that??? ]

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[weenwoon]

[He does have to settle her down because, well, their respective states, but--]

Dee! What happenened t'you?

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[420blazeit]

...game happened. Fuck space. [ scowls. ] And if, ah, you're referring to my... tail... Intensity's making me a replacement until it comes back, ...

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[weenwoon]

[...he's going to cry now actually, don't mind him.]

'm so sorry....

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[420blazeit]

...don't cry. [ squeezes him. ] It'll be okay.

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[weenwoon]

[He hugs her back - less carefully than he should, maybe, given his state.]

But--but you don't deserve this, Dee...

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[420blazeit]

And you didn't deserve this either! None of us did, but that fucken game-! [ hisses. ] But I'm better off than you, so... how's about letting me... [ tugs him toward a wall with a bee clock on it. she hits the button to reveal this. ] Forget horses. How about bees~

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[weenwoon]

[He's just. Staring. At everything. :O. The most :O you can imagine. ]

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[420blazeit]

Do you like my hive? In here you can call me Queen B.Va. [ smirks. ]

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[weenwoon]

[Okay, he has to try really hard to avoid laughing at that one. Entering the stage of drunk where everything is funny now.]

Well, I guess I better beehave here?

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[420blazeit]

[ even if he weren’t drunk it’s probably be worth laughing at. ]

You better, Levi, or I may just have to sting you as punishment. [ she just leans over to quickly peck his cheek. ]

But why don’t we explore the bed~

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[weenwoon]

[That's true, it's exactly the kind of bad pun he loves. He chuckles, raising his hands in mock defeat.]

Yes, yes, promise t'be sweet as hunny. Hon-ney.

[God though the bed is so FANCY.]

Lead th'way, your majesty!

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[420blazeit]

And you, my dear, are bee-utiful. [ she takes his hand and leads him over to the bed. ] It's actually really comfortable too.

Oh, and do you mind if my friends join us?

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[weenwoon]

[Friends?.. Drunk as he is, Levity is unfortunately even dumber than usual.]

...Y'mean Lily?..

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[420blazeit]

Nooooo. Not Lily. I have my own, ah, personal friends. I think you'll like them. Real nice~ can I introduce you?

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[weenwoon]

Mm... Sure. Could use some nice things right now...

[He likes meeting new people! Which is clearly what D.Va meant.]

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[420blazeit]

[ summons her aibou, tremors. ]

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[weenwoon]

[I regret to inform you he STILL doesn't realize where this is going. Levity chuckles at seeing it, reaching out with a hand to offer it a finger.]

Oh... Hey there, li'l fellow!

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[420blazeit]

[ tremors blinks his massive eye and looks between them before reaching out and coiling a tentacle around levity's finger. ]

What do you think of him? He's always up for a good time~

[ bless him, LOL. ]