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[420blazeit]

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13:37 pm

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" 미안하다!
I'm not here right now,
but leave a message and I'll get back to you asap!
♥ D.Va"

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[leaveofabsence]

Ah. So they are more like memories of the world you came from.

[420blazeit]

Mm, something like that. Maybe one of these days I'll show you one of the, like, five memories I have.

Anyway, let's head into the garage. [ doot doot doot. ]

[leaveofabsence]

I would like that.

[ But whatever else he was thinking about rambling on about gets lost as his eyes widen at just how BIG the garage is.

And how colorful DVa's vehicle collection is. ]

Oh my...

[420blazeit]

Impressed, hm~ It's a collection I started working on shortly after I got here.

[leaveofabsence]

[ Approaching the vehicle with a hot tub fused to the back. ]

Is this something that you need often?

[420blazeit]

...nnnno. I don't think a lot of these are something I need all that often, BUT they do come in clutch a lot of the time. Like the Firetruck! True Story; I never thought I'd be putting out fires with that thing.

But the Limo Hot Tub is totally a party wagon!

[leaveofabsence]

Party wagon...?

[ And don't mind Zhongli, but he is going to circle the entire garage taking stock of each and every vehicle that is stored here.

Look.

There are no such things where he's from so all of these look new and magical. ]

[420blazeit]

Yep. [ she takes out an obnoxious ring of keys and unlocks it. ] Check out the inside and you'll see why I call it that.

[ it's probably something like this. ]

[leaveofabsence]

[ Wow.

Just wow.

He has no words. ]

[420blazeit]

I know! [ reaches for his arm and tugs him over to something more… normal. one of her sports cars. ] Alright, so this is a normal car. [ … ] Normal, for me anyway. But because this is your first time driving and, uh, seeing a car… [ motions to the junker besides it. it’s not a bad car, but definitely just so damn normal. ]

We’ll be taking your test drive in this. If you do well, then I’ll let you drive something fun~ [ she’s going to get it on the teleporter. ] Ready to head to the garage?

[leaveofabsence]

[ He resists for a moment, still staring in awe before he is easily pulled to the more normal vehicles. ]

Yes, I am ready.

[ Bowing his head to her in thanks ]

I will do my best to live up to your expectations.

[420blazeit]

Heads up! [ she tosses him the key ring. ]

[ heads to the balcony and flashes him a quick smile before jumping off - summoning her aibou mid air to land on and get safely to the ground. ]

Come on Zhongli!

[leaveofabsence]

[ Zhongli fumbles but manages to catch the key ring as it's thrown at him. And then before she goes over the balcony, the last thing she'll see is his eyes widening as he realizes what D.Va is going to do.

Hmmmm. Is he supposed to follow?

. . . Probably.





He also jumps over the balcony. ]

[420blazeit]

[ did he also summon his aibou or does she need to catch him? ]

[leaveofabsence]

[ If she's quick, she can catch him.

But halfway between the ground and the balcony, his Exuvia will shimmer into existance. ]

[420blazeit]

[ sorry, zhongli, she doesn't trust you to be smart... so she is going to catch him, though she does catch sight of the aibou so she can feel SOMEWHAT relieved. ]

Didn't know you were a daredevil.

[leaveofabsence]

[ I mean, he's not smart about many things, so--- ]

Maybe in my youth. Old habits - I suppose.

[420blazeit]

How about telling me a little bit about young Zhongli? I'm curious now.

[leaveofabsence]

Oh, he was young and foolish. Thought he could take on the world all by himself with just his brute strength to back him up.

[420blazeit]

He sounds like my kind'a guy. [ smirks. ] Here, let's switch seats, and let me show you the kind'a girl I am. [ tugs on his arm. ]

[leaveofabsence]

How can I refuse my instructor?

[ And he shifts to the side. ]

[420blazeit]

[ swaps positions with zhongli and makes sure he's in a seatbelt before SLAMMING on the gas and sending them rocketing down the street. ] You wanna see something cool?

[ because it's time to drift through the next turn. ]

[leaveofabsence]

[ Just squeaks in response as all the air is forcefully removed from his lungs due to the sudden acceleration.

That's a yes I suppose. ]

[420blazeit]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Isn't this incredible?!