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[ nods. ]

I was... I was driving IRL like I do when I'm feeling upset and I just want to clear my head and stuff, and then they just kind of... popped out. I didn't expect it. I wasn't turned on. I don't think I have ever been less turned on in my life, since, well, I'm pretty sure I'm spiraling into a trauma hole, but... they still came out, and it freaked me the fuck out. I crashed. It was bad. I wasn't thinking clearly and I was upset, mad and scared, and I... I hacked them off.

I... I used my Heart Weapon to do it.
I used my Heart Weapon on myself...

[ .... Well, that... isn't good. That means-- ]

D.Va...

[ but that's enough of that.
dusting her hands off she just gets up abruptly. ]

Let's get out of here. Nature sucks.

[ Still on the ground looking up at her in surprise. ]

But...

Are you sure?

Sure I'm sure.

[ she's not sure. ]

[ Well... okay.

Slowly gets to his feet --

Staggers precariously. ]

[ she spins around a bit too fast, and almost topples over, but she manages to keep her balance... somehow. it might be the tail. the tail helps. the tail is good. ]

...

EL OH EL.

Dude, you're trashed. [ laughs. ]

I know.

[ Still wobbling a little. ]

Be nice.

I aaaaam being nice.

I'm always nice.
Especially to you.
Eeeeeeeeeeespecially to King.

[ she blows him a kiss. ]

Good.

[ Latching onto her for balance. ]

Where're we going?

[ slips an arm around him and gives him a few kisses for good measure. ]

Hooooooow aboooooout the amusement park!

[ Well.

That's random, but sure. ]

Sure? If you want.

[ she can only think of so many things right now.
but also... she has no idea how to get there, so don't expect to actually get there. ]

If you'd rather go somewhere else we can. Like, uh, the arcade. I'll kick your ass for free.