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[420blazeit]

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" 미안하다!
I'm not here right now,
but leave a message and I'll get back to you asap!
♥ D.Va"

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Re: day 131, noonish!

[420blazeit]

[ im~pressive~ ]

I'll take red. [ it's closer to pink, which is her favorite color, but who would have guessed! ]

Let's unseat King. [ the jerk!!! ] Take the top two spots so we can figure out what we're naming ourselves, but basically we PWN KNG.

[ petty? PFT. ]

Re: day 131, noonish!

[gigadevilbreaker]

Blue's my jam anyway. [He said, despite his position colour being red? Casually twirls the gun on his finger as the obligatory intro plays through for the game]

Throwin' out the King, huh? I like the sound of that. Let's stage a coup on this whole damn place.

[DEFINITELY NOT PETTY]

Re: day 131, noonish!

[420blazeit]

[ she's going to do something similar with her own gun, because he can't be the one getting all the style points. ]

I'm down. It shouldn't be too hard, not when we're the ones tearing through.

[ slaps a hand over the game start button and BRING IT ON! going to aim for only headshots, since they're worth the most points and although accuracy is important there are hidden bonuses all over the damn place, which require shooting god only knows what. ]

Re: day 131, noonish!

[gigadevilbreaker]

[Griffin's aim is just as good, but he just isn't as efficient in his movement from one target to the next. Not to mention he wasn't as savvy about where the bonuses were - he'd only run into a few by accident playing this game before.

But he sure as hell isn't slowing her down. Surely they're doing better at a shooting game than some chump pharaoh who's probably never held a gun before]

Re: day 131, noonish!

[420blazeit]

[ she spends a lot of her free time here, so she’s had a lot of opportunities to learn all of the ins and outs of the different games! especially when she goes back and forth with king for high score champ. but with griffin here she should have no problems overtaking him. that bastard. ]

[ ahahahaha! dude, yes, he’s got to be shit at these games. and these two are sharpshooters. they’ve got this in THE BAG. ] Man, this is almost too easy! [ laughs. ]

Re: day 131, noonish!

[gigadevilbreaker]

Almost unfair, huh?

[Hordes of zombie dinosaurs were dead (or re-dead?) at their feet as they approach the boss of the level. This monstrosity of melting flesh was fused with a tank and firing volleys of missiles that had to be shot out of the air.]

Big bad's all yours, I'll get these bogeys off our back!

Re: day 131, noonish!

[420blazeit]

Almost.

[ snorts. redead-ing the dead isn’t too difficult. the problem with zombies of any species is that their brainless heads are their weak point. on reaching the final boss she’s got to smirk, ] It’s time for an upgrade! [ shooting a small round medallion to the corner of the boss upgrades their weapons for the duration of the fight. ]

Works for me! [ she fires at each of his weak points, which eventually result in his cannons breaking down. ] Alright. It’s time to finish this bastard off, aim for the head.

Re: day 131, noonish!

[gigadevilbreaker]

[Hells yeah. Now that their guns have been upgraded to fucking rocket launchers, it's time for the two of them to just unload on this ugly guy's head, turning it into pulp.

It dies in a spray of low poly blood and viscera, splattering all over the screen and revealing their score for the level: S Rank, as is only appropriate.

Griffin fistpumps in victory]

Hell yeah! That's what I wanna see!

Re: day 131, noonish!

[420blazeit]

[ as soon as their weapons have been converted d.va smirks. it's definitely possible to get a pretty high score without having this bonus, but it's significantly harder, and they're going to blow away king's top spot with an outrageous score of their own, so nobody will ever overtake it. ]

[ d.va pumps her fist as well when the boss dies and their rank is given. ] I wouldn't have it any other way. [ she gently clinks her gun with his as the next level starts. this time instead of a ware house they're in a dense jungle, with enemies trying to flank and surprise them. ]

Hey, see that hole in the tree to your right, shoot it. [ if he does, then they'll be doing a little forest clean-up, because it's time to fight fire with fire. ]