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[420blazeit]

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13:37 pm

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" 미안하다!
I'm not here right now,
but leave a message and I'll get back to you asap!
♥ D.Va"

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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Haven't a fucking clue. What are people being dodgy about?

...

I bet it's your harem.

[420blazeit]

My... harem...

What?!?

I have a harem?!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You saw your phone. The rest should be self explanatory.

[420blazeit]

...I didn't think I was actively fucking all of these people?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Do you have any evidence to the contrary?

[Sorry not sorry. This is too good an opportunity to pass up]

But not to worry. You share. The three--- more like fivesomes are top tier.

[420blazeit]

N- No. I just... I didn't think I was some kind of, ah, p- playgirl.

[ just turns bright. fucken. red. this is too much information to process right now... especially because she's up in his face and now kind of picturing him without clothes. but also thinking about what king would look like without clothes. kohime and griffin she hasn't met in person yet, so... ]

Shutup! [ shoves a hand in his face and looks down. ] I- If I really am the leader of a harem, then shouldn't you be kissing my ass instead of sassing it, Intensity?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Almost shoved clean off his chair, but that just makes him laugh. (Also maybe wheeze a little).]

Spoiler.

You don't have an obedience kink.

Well unless you're being the obedient one. Haven't tried that yet.

[420blazeit]

[ she's not even sure how to respond to that. she just looks a cross between embarrassed, affronted, and turned- HEY! no. that's what this jerk wants and she is NOT going to let him get the best of her. ]

How do you know! Maybe I just never told you about it. I bet I'd love to see you lick my hero boots. [ she's going to try to turn this around, because she might literally die if this keeps up. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Just kind of shrugs]

Unfortunately I'm not in a position to prove to you just how wrong that statement is. Another time then.

[420blazeit]

But I'm in a position to prove me right. [ gets RIGHT up in his face, until they're nose to nose, and smirks at him. ] I'm not a patient woman. [ probably. honestly she has no idea. ] I'm not interested in waiting. [ so, here, enjoy another kiss. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[He doesn't have any more strength or stamina the second time around, making a sort of muppet "meeping" noise before he's kissed again.

He tries to give just as good as he---

Yeah, no. That's not happening today.]

[420blazeit]

[ and it might be a bad time to note that the other effects she's under are both of the wild oats variety. she doesn't seem to care ( much ) that he's not giving it as good as he's getting it. the contact is sating her plenty... oooor not at all. she should find some satisfaction in this, right? right! ]

Intensity. [ come on and live up to that namesake! ] I can take care of everything. [ just let her, ok, because she needs to. this is fine. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[In the same tone:

D.Va. Meka. ... Whatever.

[And he glares at her at full force because that doesn't take physical effort to do]

I have sincere doubts about that for many reasons. So no need to embarrass yourself any further.

[420blazeit]

[ stills, but doesn't move back. she just meets his gaze and frowns. ] Is that all I'm doing? [ her expression turns neutral, though this definitely stung. ] Embarrassing myself, ..? And, feh, your lack of faith in me is... whatever. It clearly doesn't matter. [ climbs off. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Long sigh]

No, you're fronting because you have amnesia so you're attempting to act like everything is normal and okay. But I know you better.

It can wait until you have your memories back. Don't push yourself until then.

[420blazeit]

[ she folds her arms and turns her back to him. ] ...and if I can't? [ mumbled. ]

I had amnesia to start, so this is just old hat. I'm not going to keep bumbling around like some brain dead idiot just because I don't remember anything. I don't need the big picture right now. I can build on what little I know.

And I'm not pushing myself.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

If you can't what?

If they don't come back -- which I doubt that's bad show business -- you'll just social butterfly yourself back to your old social group.

You should take the respite while you can.

[420blazeit]

[ she rolls her eyes, which he thankfully can't see. ]

Respite. Sure. Whatever.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I'm not the fun one. If you want that, you should go talk to the others.

[420blazeit]

[ she's just going to sit down right where she is. ]

I bet that's a load, because my wallpaper says otherwise. [ mr. kittens. ]
And who said I wanted fun right now.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Does he know about that wallpaper? Probably not.

Crosses one leg over the other as he adjusts himself]

Then what do you want right now?

[420blazeit]

[ probably? she changed it right after heart games, and he's probably given her phone a glance since then. maybe. ]

I don't know.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Burned from his memory]

So just talk.

I'll pretend to listen.

That's how it usually starts.

[420blazeit]

[ but it's so cute! ]

[ she shoots him a look from over her shoulder; 〠_〠 ]

Tell me about us.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You're reckless. I'm stubborn. Makes for thrilling vehicle races. And while you're always scraping the bottom of your piggy bank, you always seem to find enough spare coins in your couch to buy better and better ones.

None as good as Blue Eyes of course.

...

[Probably not what quite what she was looking for, so he adds:]

I call you Corn Chip. You call me Cup Noodles.

Tit for tat. One shoves and the other shoves back. It's easy. It's comfortable.