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Red Bull gives you wings: Holy shit
Red Bull gives you wings: Did you pop out your eyes?!
Red Bull gives you wings: That's so fucking hardcore
Red Bull gives you wings: Sorry i wasn't much use but I'm glad you're ok
Red Bull gives you wings: People are trickling back into the avante dorm so i think things are going better

Sponsored by Mountain Dew® & Doritos®; nah nothin like that stared @ th explosion (ｷ▼⊿▼)ﾉ cause our generator blew up i flipped it off but i kno im awesome ( ˘ ³˘) i have cool robot eyes now u need 2 see theyre purple & blue fucken sweet lmty glad @ avante sorry u guys had it rough 2

Red Bull gives you wings: Holy shit i need to see these robot eyes
Red Bull gives you wings: You free to hang?

Sponsored by Mountain Dew® & Doritos®; sure! just finishin up @ sensitiv live but im dth! wher u want 2 meet?

Red Bull gives you wings: How about the arcade?
Red Bull gives you wings: Test out that hand eye coordination with those kickass new eyes

Sponsored by Mountain Dew® & Doritos®; sure! (≧∀≦ゞ guess u want ur ass kicked i can do that no problem~

Red bull gives you wings: Lol
Red bull gives you wings: Looking forward to it

[SMASH CUT TO LATER: arcade! He's outside, with a whole lot of BAD END style stitching on his clothes]

[ she arrives in this and her new eyes look like this. ]

Hey Grif~! [ waves! ]

[Waves back until he notices-- wOW. WOW!!!]

Holy shit! Whoa... that's such a fucking cool upgrade...! What're they made of?!

[ chuckles. ] I know, right, I’m in love with them! and they have all sorts of cool functions. [ she winks, snapping a picture of him. ] I can see again too! which has to be the best function, haha~!

[MIND BLOWN]

What else can they do? Shoot lasers?

[ he's like the third person to ask about that. ] No, but I'm going to have to ask now!

I can take pictures and I can see infrared~! Still really cool though.

Damn, colour me jealous.

Let's see if they help you beat your high scores. [Because lbr, he's not beating her in any of these games]

Hah! I don't need help to kick ass.

[ chuckles and takes his hand to drag him into the arcade. ]

Choose your poison~!

Let's put a gun in your hand and go t'town.

[Where are the rail shooters. The Lost World: House of the Virtua Cop Time Crisis. Where you shoot zombie dinosaurs as a supercop.]

Ha! now we're talking!!

[ she follows him to the game with the longest name ever. ]

That high score is OURS.

[He flicks the plastic guns out of their arcade holsters, where they fly into the air and-- seamlessly, he snatches them both outta the air. Stylish]

You want blue, or red?

[ im~pressive~ ]

I'll take red. [ it's closer to pink, which is her favorite color, but who would have guessed! ]

Let's unseat King. [ the jerk!!! ] Take the top two spots so we can figure out what we're naming ourselves, but basically we PWN KNG.

[ petty? PFT. ]

Blue's my jam anyway. [He said, despite his position colour being red? Casually twirls the gun on his finger as the obligatory intro plays through for the game]

Throwin' out the King, huh? I like the sound of that. Let's stage a coup on this whole damn place.

[DEFINITELY NOT PETTY]

[ she's going to do something similar with her own gun, because he can't be the one getting all the style points. ]

I'm down. It shouldn't be too hard, not when we're the ones tearing through.

[ slaps a hand over the game start button and BRING IT ON! going to aim for only headshots, since they're worth the most points and although accuracy is important there are hidden bonuses all over the damn place, which require shooting god only knows what. ]

[Griffin's aim is just as good, but he just isn't as efficient in his movement from one target to the next. Not to mention he wasn't as savvy about where the bonuses were - he'd only run into a few by accident playing this game before.

But he sure as hell isn't slowing her down. Surely they're doing better at a shooting game than some chump pharaoh who's probably never held a gun before]

[ she spends a lot of her free time here, so she’s had a lot of opportunities to learn all of the ins and outs of the different games! especially when she goes back and forth with king for high score champ. but with griffin here she should have no problems overtaking him. that bastard. ]

[ ahahahaha! dude, yes, he’s got to be shit at these games. and these two are sharpshooters. they’ve got this in THE BAG. ] Man, this is almost too easy! [ laughs. ]

Almost unfair, huh?

[Hordes of zombie dinosaurs were dead (or re-dead?) at their feet as they approach the boss of the level. This monstrosity of melting flesh was fused with a tank and firing volleys of missiles that had to be shot out of the air.]

Big bad's all yours, I'll get these bogeys off our back!

Almost.

[ snorts. redead-ing the dead isn’t too difficult. the problem with zombies of any species is that their brainless heads are their weak point. on reaching the final boss she’s got to smirk, ] It’s time for an upgrade! [ shooting a small round medallion to the corner of the boss upgrades their weapons for the duration of the fight. ]

Works for me! [ she fires at each of his weak points, which eventually result in his cannons breaking down. ] Alright. It’s time to finish this bastard off, aim for the head.

[Hells yeah. Now that their guns have been upgraded to fucking rocket launchers, it's time for the two of them to just unload on this ugly guy's head, turning it into pulp.

It dies in a spray of low poly blood and viscera, splattering all over the screen and revealing their score for the level: S Rank, as is only appropriate.

Griffin fistpumps in victory]

Hell yeah! That's what I wanna see!

Re: day 131, noonish!

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