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[420blazeit]

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13:37 pm

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" 미안하다!
I'm not here right now,
but leave a message and I'll get back to you asap!
♥ D.Va"

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[420blazeit]

[ she nestles into it and scoots closer to king, leaning into him, so she can go on the 'attack' alongside him. ]

I'd be willing to follow through. [ the tentacles coil around king possessively, as if to taunt intensity. ] Intensity's the one that can't fuck his way out of a paper bag, let alone do so in front of an audience.

[puzzlekeeper]

[ And he leans away, plucking a tentacle off and raising an eyebrow.

Sorry, but he's on a third team. Team "King wins, gg ez" ]

There wouldn't be any audience in that scenario.

Especially because I know I could take out both of you easy.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Looks at King with a raised eyebrow and then back at D.Va.]

Well that certainly is a bluff.

[Which that he is referring to is completely up to interpretation]

[420blazeit]

[ w o w, ok, #rude. ]

[ since she'd just made fun of intensity she can't jump ship, so it looks like she'll form her own team; team "ur gon get rekt". ]

Easy? Pleasey. [ rolls her eyes and leans over to shove king. ] No doubt in my mind that I'd come out on top. Literally. Figuratively. I'd make pillow Queens out of the both of you.

[puzzlekeeper]

[ Just makes a skeptical tsk sound. ]

Like I said -- I'll believe it when I see it.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Says the person half-buried in pillows.

What's the last thing you remember anyway?

[420blazeit]

[ her tentacles whip a pillow at each of them. don't tempt her king!!! ]

And excuse you, Intensity, some of us naked and cold.

[ speaking of...! since he's generally a pain in the ass she's just going to grab king's wrist and drag him over to intensity. it's time to flop on him. ]

Getting drunk.

[puzzlekeeper]

[ Oh.

Okay.

Well, he's going to resume latching onto some part of Intensity, then. That's his emotional security rival. The other keeps a grip on D.Va's arm as she flops. ]

But nothing after that...?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Unlike the last time, he accepts this with only a little fuss. His normal levels of indignant griping.

Sure. Fine. As long as she's not freaking out and bolting.

Also letting King lead this part of the conversation since he arrived on the scene after---

Whatever happened.]

[420blazeit]

[ she's going to keep hold of king and grab some part of intensity too. her emotional support dummies. ]

...nnnnno, nothing after that. [ she tries to think about the beach. she remembers going there and nestling into the sand to sulk, king hitting her up, and then joining her with some booze. she drank herself stupid after chit chatting and then... and then... ]

[ she shakes her head, her grip on the both of them tightening for a split second. how long is this missing block of time. what happened. why is she naked. where the fuck are they right now. ]

Going to tell me what happened, ..?

[puzzlekeeper]

Well...

[ He glances at Intensity, but -- Intensity can't exactly bail him out of this one, since he wasn't even there. ]

I don't understand what happened. You went into the water to swim, and after you'd been underwater for a while without coming back up, I went out after you...

But you were-- uh... changed.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Once King has finished---]

It's probably easier to show you.

[D.Va's phone chimes with a received message. It's a picture of her transformed
state taken obviously from Intensity's camera eye]

[420blazeit]

[ listens. ok, that... kind of sounds familiar. sounds like something she'd do too, unfortunately. looks from king to intensity. ]

[ changed? like... how? ]

...

[ ??? ]

Ok, are you... going to show me?

[ her phone is back at the beach, so there is no chiming here. it's with her clothes and probably being claimed by the crab she'd attempting to stomp into oblivion earlier. all your stuff is belong to crab!!! ]

[puzzlekeeper]

[ ... Oh.

To Intensity: ]

She left her things on the beach. Send it to mine.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[SMASH CUT TO THIS. Edited by Pulse

Intensity waits, blinking for a ping that never comes.

And then.

Oh. Right.

Sends it to King instead.]

[420blazeit]

I guess I'll need to go get it at some point... assuming the tide hasn't taken it. [ or the crabs haven't stolen it. ]

[ looks to king. ]

[puzzlekeeper]

[ He just. Wordlessly hands over the phone, picture already pulled up. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Let's be honest, you probably have a bush in your mouth in this shot]

[420blazeit]

[ she takes the phone and looks at what's on the screen. it sure is a... thing. she'd call bullshit, but the coloring and the tentacles make it kind of obvious. not to mention she's got a couple of witnesses. ]

[ so she got drunk, went for a swim, blacked out, turned into a monster, and then... ended up here. ]

[ confused.
scared.
in pain.
s- scared. ]

...

That can't be me. [ shoves the phone back in his hands, grabbing the edge of intensity's trench and pulling it tighter around herself. ] I'd turn into a snake or something. Not whatever the hell stupid thing is.

[ denial,
#nailedit. ]

[puzzlekeeper]

[ He pockets the phone and gives her arm another squeeze. ]

D.Va...

[ She's not fooling anyone, including herself ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

There is no reason we'd lie to you about this.

[420blazeit]

It could just be a joke....

[ a cruel joke that’s definitely not funny. ]

[puzzlekeeper]

Seeing you upset isn't exactly my idea of humor.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

And it wasn't like you were any more difficult to manage than you are normally.

[420blazeit]

So you’re telling me I just changed into that thing? Then what? How did we end up here? Beach isn’t exactly next door.