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[420blazeit]

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" 미안하다!
I'm not here right now,
but leave a message and I'll get back to you asap!
♥ D.Va"

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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Yadda yadda.

And inviting himself in once the door is open.]

Did you actually get an office?

[420blazeit]

No, I don't have points to spare for something like that. [ she's too busy buying stupid shit. ] But we can talk in the snake room. It'll be fitting. [ she baps the door shut with her tail and leads him to her room, turning to lock the door once he's inside. ]

[ doot doot
secret locks and doors,
and then the bed moves to reveal the staircase that leads to this. ] c'Mon.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Yes. Very fitting.

[There is a brief moment where he wonders if Hadassah can hear them down there, but---

Probably not, right?

Anyways.

Down they go. And Intensity will take a seat on one of the non-swivel chairs.]

[420blazeit]

[ she doesn't know about the creepy shrine room, not to worry. ]

[ takes a seat opposite him and folds her hands in her lap. ] I have a request before we start.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[He raises one eyebrow, but otherwise doesn't react.]

Yes?

[420blazeit]

If and when I get my soul back I want to die. I can ask a sIV and a pep! here to take care of things, but I... really just... [ clasps her hands together to keep from fumbling. ] I know this is stupid, I know, but I just need a release from all the pain.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

When. The word you're looking for is when.

And I'll only agree to that if you tell me how you want to die. If it's not going to be an overly messy one, I'll consider it.

[420blazeit]

When.

I don't want it overly messy, because I don't want anybody having to deal with more than just giving me a swift electric kick in the ass. I'm not sure what would be best, but it's not like we have to decide on that now. I just wanted to bring it up to you before we begin.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Fine. Then my stipulations are a relatively painless death - enough to get whatever relief high you need - but requiring nothing but wound sealing and a revival from the healing units.

[420blazeit]

I can agree to all of that.

Anyway, I talked to a couple of those involved and I figured we could compare notes before I went to talk to her. And, not only that, but maybe you could help me figure a way to lay the groundwork for this deal.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Do you want to go first or shall I?

[420blazeit]

You can go first.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

It was a hit from one of Azzy's and from what I gather, a direct request. Unfortunately, pawns that we are all, how that fits into the greater Hell Prince politics is still generally a mystery. Nor was the act premeditated. The person wasn't expecting to run into Exael in the house.

[420blazeit]

I got much of the same information. He was asked to do a task, he did it, and everybody got what they wanted. During their romp in the hotel they just happened to slip through the cracks and find themselves with Exael, and they took the opportunity. She was shot. I'm kind of surprised that's all it took, honestly.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

So you know who did it then?

[420blazeit]

I know all three of the people involved.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Laughs]

Well then I suppose you're a better detective than me. I only knew of the one.

[420blazeit]

I'm no detective. [ she tips her imaginary hat to him. ] I had to bother my superior for information, otherwise I wouldn't have made any progress.

At some point I'd like us to get together with Eichi. Since he's on one side and I'm on the other and you're in the middle we figured we could all share information.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Understandable.

But now I'm curious. Who were the other two?

[420blazeit]

[ she brings a finger to her lips and smirks. ]

His ☆ fiancé and the silver haired minx on BARiTONES.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

As if I would tell anyone.

So. Do you think that's going to be good enough for your patron demon?

[420blazeit]

I don't know. It... doesn't feel like much, if I'm being honest. Like, it might be news to them that the hit came from Azzy, himself, and it hadn't just been some rogue Idol getting revenge for a shitty game, but I feel like that's all I have. I guess maybe the fact that she died so easily??? I... don't know. I really don't.

What do you think?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I think you start the conversation by trying to get your soul back. Get terms on the table signed in writing. Preferably with her name. Then it's actually binding.

[420blazeit]

...so as soon as I meet up with her tell her I have the information she asked for, but I want my soul back? Iiii'm not so sure how well demanding a contract is going to go. I get the feeling that's just going to piss her off.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Not quite in that order of operations.

Tell her not being able to die in the house was a disaster. You're a liability to her and the production in future games. And that you want to earn your soul back. This information gathering is the start of that. Don't demand it. You're right - that will piss her off.

But barter with her to something reasonable. Because if it's reasonable, there's no reason for her not to sign it to make it binding. And for you to sign it, too. Otherwise, she's going to double cross you. She is a Liar, after all.

Do I think this will be enough to win your soul back? No. ... Unless it really doesn't have any value to her. And it must because she doesn't seem the type to do things for sadism's sake. You should start the conversation now rather than later because I doubt she'll reward you with it if you ask nicely after you've done a ton of shit for her.