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[420blazeit]

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" 미안하다!
I'm not here right now,
but leave a message and I'll get back to you asap!
♥ D.Va"

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[420blazeit]

[ not sharing shit is the circle of life in this trio, apparently. ]

[ can she sneakily drag intensity into the cuddling?
as sneaky as a horse sized monster thing can be anyway. ]

[ her ears flicker between the two of them, because she's learned that she is 'she', and that means they're referring to her. tries to mimic the sound and it probably sounds awful. ]

[puzzlekeeper]

[ DON'T CALL HIM OUT IN YOUR NARRATION, SIR.

But for now, cuddling will continue until monster morale improves. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Is morale improving?

As Intensity promised, she is allowed to have the one arm. Nothing else.]

[420blazeit]

[ monster morale's got nothing to do with it, but it's appreciate... probably. she starts warming up though, which is going to be a big help. ]

[ also if that's all she's getting then all four tentacles are going to cling to it. that arm belongs to her now. ]

[ also, idk, sometime later i sure hope you boys enjoy a dazed & confused naked d.va, tentacles still out. ]

[puzzlekeeper]

[ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He hastily tries to unbury her from at least some of the cushions, to confirm she's back to normal. ]

D.Va!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Also sitting up, but he'll leave the fussing to the professionals]

[420blazeit]

[ define normal. ]

[ she knows what he’s trying to do, but she keeps trying to scoot back and avoid being unearthed, because, man, it’s feeling particularly drafty in here. ]

[ there’s only so far back she can go though, especially since the tentacles are still firmly attached to intensity. she groans, sitting up in all her glory, hands coming to her face as she rubs it. ]

I feel like I’ve been hit my a truck. [ ... ] Did I manage to run myself over? I... wouldn’t be surpr- [ catches intensity out of the corner of her eyes and then looks between the two of them, slightly flustered and very much confused. ]

[ decides to play it off, as one does, ] I’d say this was my dream, but I’m the only one naked. [ haaaaa... ]

[puzzlekeeper]

[ Okay, well, relief that she's back to normal is so overwhelming that he's just throwing his arms around her, everything else be damned.

Which explains NOTHING, but, whatever. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[King provides the comfort.

Intensity provides the unnecessary commentary]

Oh really?

I would have thought you being double-teamed by two people would definitely be a fantasy of yours.

[420blazeit]

[ so she might not have been hit by a truck, but she's definitely hit by a king. oof. she circles her arms around him, returning the embrace with a small, lopsided smile. ] ... [ did she miss something? like, did she drown? wait, can't she... not drown... wtf. ]

I never said it's not. But getting fucked by the both of you would require a lot less clothing on your parts and I'm sore in all the wrong places, so 0/10, this dream, whoever's it is, blows.

[puzzlekeeper]

[ He pulls back a little, though doesn't entirely let go.

... And snorts at the commentary. ]

If that's what were going on, we'd all be in my bed.

[ Not a sad pillow pile in the blown-up hospital. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Shrugs out of his trenchcoat and throws it at the both of them]

I take great offense in being accused of not being able to get you off fully clothed.

[420blazeit]

[ it's at this time she takes a look around the room. ]

I'm just getting more disappointed by the minute. How come we aren't in your bed, and what's going on with this pillow [ makes some sort of gesture. ] explo- [ interrupted by a trenchcoat to the face. ]

And I'm offended that you're already sick of looking at my tits. But if I knew where my clothes were I'd put them on and take you up on that challenge. I bet I could get you both off without even using my hands. [ tentacles absolutely don't count, which is probably why the perk up, immediately interested. ]

[puzzlekeeper]

[ Settling the coat firmly over her shoulders, since she's the one who needs it.

He shoots Intensity an amused look at the comment as he smooths the fabric over her shoulders. ]

So much talk from both of you, but a disappointing lack of follow-through.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I wouldn't want to tire her out if she's so sore.

[420blazeit]

[ she nestles into it and scoots closer to king, leaning into him, so she can go on the 'attack' alongside him. ]

I'd be willing to follow through. [ the tentacles coil around king possessively, as if to taunt intensity. ] Intensity's the one that can't fuck his way out of a paper bag, let alone do so in front of an audience.

[puzzlekeeper]

[ And he leans away, plucking a tentacle off and raising an eyebrow.

Sorry, but he's on a third team. Team "King wins, gg ez" ]

There wouldn't be any audience in that scenario.

Especially because I know I could take out both of you easy.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Looks at King with a raised eyebrow and then back at D.Va.]

Well that certainly is a bluff.

[Which that he is referring to is completely up to interpretation]

[420blazeit]

[ w o w, ok, #rude. ]

[ since she'd just made fun of intensity she can't jump ship, so it looks like she'll form her own team; team "ur gon get rekt". ]

Easy? Pleasey. [ rolls her eyes and leans over to shove king. ] No doubt in my mind that I'd come out on top. Literally. Figuratively. I'd make pillow Queens out of the both of you.

[puzzlekeeper]

[ Just makes a skeptical tsk sound. ]

Like I said -- I'll believe it when I see it.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Says the person half-buried in pillows.

What's the last thing you remember anyway?

[420blazeit]

[ her tentacles whip a pillow at each of them. don't tempt her king!!! ]

And excuse you, Intensity, some of us naked and cold.

[ speaking of...! since he's generally a pain in the ass she's just going to grab king's wrist and drag him over to intensity. it's time to flop on him. ]

Getting drunk.

[puzzlekeeper]

[ Oh.

Okay.

Well, he's going to resume latching onto some part of Intensity, then. That's his emotional security rival. The other keeps a grip on D.Va's arm as she flops. ]

But nothing after that...?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Unlike the last time, he accepts this with only a little fuss. His normal levels of indignant griping.

Sure. Fine. As long as she's not freaking out and bolting.

Also letting King lead this part of the conversation since he arrived on the scene after---

Whatever happened.]

[420blazeit]

[ she's going to keep hold of king and grab some part of intensity too. her emotional support dummies. ]

...nnnnno, nothing after that. [ she tries to think about the beach. she remembers going there and nestling into the sand to sulk, king hitting her up, and then joining her with some booze. she drank herself stupid after chit chatting and then... and then... ]

[ she shakes her head, her grip on the both of them tightening for a split second. how long is this missing block of time. what happened. why is she naked. where the fuck are they right now. ]

Going to tell me what happened, ..?