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[ He's still very, deeply unsure about monster cuddles. Especially after an accidental slashing.

But... this is the only idea he has to hopefully turn her back to normal, so he goes with it easily. ]

You're still cold after all of that...? I told you not to go in the water.

[Intensity is doubly unsure about monster cuddles due to a re-occurring nightmare. And is about as relaxed as a taut bow string throughout the entire process. But whatever. It's not like he was planning on sleeping.

Nor is he defenseless in the waking world.

Added bonus, Intensity is already well acquainted with the fact that she's ectothermic thanks to that time she showed up at his office sans blood.]

It's not just that. It's also one of her corruptions.

[And he shifts until he is at least able to get his metal arm free, wrapping it in multiple layers of blankets before heating up the metal to probably a tad warmer than is comfortable for a human. He offers it to D.Va's tentacles. Hopefully they'll wrap around only that instead of cuddling him entirely.

Or at least he can try to bargain for it.]

Only the arm. Got it?

[ she makes a low rumbling sound in response. look, if she hadn't drank all of that liquor, then she might not have rushed straight into the ocean like an idiot. she does love the beach though, soooo maybe that's a lie. jury's out. ]

[ since intensity doesn't seem the least bit interested in cuddling she's going to drag king closer to him. maybe he won't notice how very obviously she keeps moving an inch or two, disrupting the entire pile of pillows and blankets. ]

[ she ignores the arm for now, far more interested in dragging the both of them in closely, and right now she's only successfully gotten half. ]

[ Frowning ]

... She never told me that.

[ But reaching out to carefully pat at her as she cuddles closer. He doesn't resist, since if he's cold -- sharing body heat was his main tactic to begin with. ]

[Just like you're never going to tell her about that shoulder injury - he doesn't say.

But since the two of them are now cuddling for warmth, that's the best possible outcome. And he drops his arm to throw more blankets over the both of them.]

This is probably about as calm as she is going to get.

[ not sharing shit is the circle of life in this trio, apparently. ]

[ can she sneakily drag intensity into the cuddling?
as sneaky as a horse sized monster thing can be anyway. ]

[ her ears flicker between the two of them, because she's learned that she is 'she', and that means they're referring to her. tries to mimic the sound and it probably sounds awful. ]

[ DON'T CALL HIM OUT IN YOUR NARRATION, SIR.

But for now, cuddling will continue until monster morale improves. ]

[Is morale improving?

As Intensity promised, she is allowed to have the one arm. Nothing else.]

[ monster morale's got nothing to do with it, but it's appreciate... probably. she starts warming up though, which is going to be a big help. ]

[ also if that's all she's getting then all four tentacles are going to cling to it. that arm belongs to her now. ]

[ also, idk, sometime later i sure hope you boys enjoy a dazed & confused naked d.va, tentacles still out. ]

[ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He hastily tries to unbury her from at least some of the cushions, to confirm she's back to normal. ]

D.Va!

[Also sitting up, but he'll leave the fussing to the professionals]

[ define normal. ]

[ she knows what he’s trying to do, but she keeps trying to scoot back and avoid being unearthed, because, man, it’s feeling particularly drafty in here. ]

[ there’s only so far back she can go though, especially since the tentacles are still firmly attached to intensity. she groans, sitting up in all her glory, hands coming to her face as she rubs it. ]

I feel like I’ve been hit my a truck. [ ... ] Did I manage to run myself over? I... wouldn’t be surpr- [ catches intensity out of the corner of her eyes and then looks between the two of them, slightly flustered and very much confused. ]

[ decides to play it off, as one does, ] I’d say this was my dream, but I’m the only one naked. [ haaaaa... ]

[ Okay, well, relief that she's back to normal is so overwhelming that he's just throwing his arms around her, everything else be damned.

Which explains NOTHING, but, whatever. ]

[King provides the comfort.

Intensity provides the unnecessary commentary]

Oh really?

I would have thought you being double-teamed by two people would definitely be a fantasy of yours.

[ so she might not have been hit by a truck, but she's definitely hit by a king. oof. she circles her arms around him, returning the embrace with a small, lopsided smile. ] ... [ did she miss something? like, did she drown? wait, can't she... not drown... wtf. ]

I never said it's not. But getting fucked by the both of you would require a lot less clothing on your parts and I'm sore in all the wrong places, so 0/10, this dream, whoever's it is, blows.

[ He pulls back a little, though doesn't entirely let go.

... And snorts at the commentary. ]

If that's what were going on, we'd all be in my bed.

[ Not a sad pillow pile in the blown-up hospital. ]

[Shrugs out of his trenchcoat and throws it at the both of them]

I take great offense in being accused of not being able to get you off fully clothed.

[ it's at this time she takes a look around the room. ]

I'm just getting more disappointed by the minute. How come we aren't in your bed, and what's going on with this pillow [ makes some sort of gesture. ] explo- [ interrupted by a trenchcoat to the face. ]

And I'm offended that you're already sick of looking at my tits. But if I knew where my clothes were I'd put them on and take you up on that challenge. I bet I could get you both off without even using my hands. [ tentacles absolutely don't count, which is probably why the perk up, immediately interested. ]

[ Settling the coat firmly over her shoulders, since she's the one who needs it.

He shoots Intensity an amused look at the comment as he smooths the fabric over her shoulders. ]

So much talk from both of you, but a disappointing lack of follow-through.

I wouldn't want to tire her out if she's so sore.

[ she nestles into it and scoots closer to king, leaning into him, so she can go on the 'attack' alongside him. ]

I'd be willing to follow through. [ the tentacles coil around king possessively, as if to taunt intensity. ] Intensity's the one that can't fuck his way out of a paper bag, let alone do so in front of an audience.

[ And he leans away, plucking a tentacle off and raising an eyebrow.

Sorry, but he's on a third team. Team "King wins, gg ez" ]

There wouldn't be any audience in that scenario.

Especially because I know I could take out both of you easy.

[Looks at King with a raised eyebrow and then back at D.Va.]

Well that certainly is a bluff.

[Which that he is referring to is completely up to interpretation]

[ w o w, ok, #rude. ]

[ since she'd just made fun of intensity she can't jump ship, so it looks like she'll form her own team; team "ur gon get rekt". ]

Easy? Pleasey. [ rolls her eyes and leans over to shove king. ] No doubt in my mind that I'd come out on top. Literally. Figuratively. I'd make pillow Queens out of the both of you.

[ Just makes a skeptical tsk sound. ]

Like I said -- I'll believe it when I see it.

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