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[ Pats her back ]

You don't have to drink it all at once.

No, I... [ cough. ] I got this. [ coughcough. ] Dumb stupid bottle ain't getting the better of me. [ clears her throat, because her chest is burning. she's pretty sure some of that went down the wrong pipe. OUCH. takes a deep breath and throws her head back to finish off the remainder. ]

[ Wow.

Well, guess he's just watching, vaguely impressed. ]

[ she's had a lot of practice slamming back mountain dew, red bull, and other sugary garbage drinks. admittedly the stuff he brought had been a lot more difficult to down, and she's absolutely paying that price right now. there's, like, eight of him, right? and she swears she feels like she's going to throw up her innards. not to mention her throats on fire, but, hey, this is fine... she's feeling F I N E. everything's fine. ]

Let me kiss you now.

Don't miss.

[ He leans down obligingly, though. ]

I'm not going to miss.

[ laughs, loudly,
and then misses... kissing him high on the cheek. ]

[ but before he can make a smartass comment about it she's shutting him up with a proper kiss THAT DOESN'T MISS. ha, there, TAKE THAT. ]

[ He chuckles into it at first -- NICE TRY! -- but then just focuses on the kiss itself, one hand shifting to cup the side of her face. His hand is no doubt warm on her skin, compared to her own body temperature. ]

[ NO LAUGHING.
IT IS FORBIDDEN. ]

[ but the kiss is nice. or maybe that's his hand. or king, himself. or all three. regardless, she smiles against his lips and hums, absolutely and wholly content. ] Saranghaeyo jeonha ♥. [ ...it's probably slurred. ]

[ He gets the gist. But it also doesn't stop him chuckling at all. ]

I love you too.

[ tugs him down and hides against the crook of his neck, giggling like an idiot. ]

Chwegoyeya~! [ you're the best~! ]

[ He can't even guess that one. Sorry, his Korean mastery just isn't good enough. ]

Are you feeling warmer yet?

[ and even if he had mastered korean she probably sounds like she's speaking gibberish right now. ]

My heart is real warm. [ grins like an idiot. ] Hey. [ nudges him back a bit as she gets to her feet. ] It's, like, our spot here, right, [ don't mind her trying to remember how clothes work, so she's probably wrestling with her shirt right now. ] so we should be able to do whatever. [ stumbles to the side and nearly falls over. ]

Let's go skinny dipping!

[ He sits back, watching her in confusion. And then even more confusion. ]

Wh-- hey! Are you sure you want to do that? You're already cold.

[ And HE certainly doesn't wanna get in that cold fuckin water ]

And that's why it's the perfect thing to do! I can't get cold if I'm already cold. It's a double negative. [ throws her top on the ground and then wiggles out of her skirt. ] I'll actually just get warm, probably. It's science. [ clearly. ]

[ starts heading toward the water, stepping out of her panties along the way. ]

I don't think--

[ Oh, he's already walking away. Welp.

He gets to his feet and trails after her, suddenly wondering if this is going to turn into lifeguard duty. ]

[ she stops dead in her tracks as soon as a wave crashes to the shore and the water trails up toward her, touching her feet. ]

[ holy. shit.
it's freezing. ]

[ but if she backs down now she's going to look like an idiot. also, she can't let the beach win. as the wave retreats she starts walking about. ]

Don't think, King, just doooo~ [ starts running and, after a moment, when she's splashing through the shallow she dives through one of the small waves and starts swimming out. ]

[ it's not so bad if you don't think about it. ]

[ Since D.Va is specifically avoiding thinking today, probably King should not put it on pause too.

He stops just at the water's edge, watching her carefully. ]

[ she doesn't like to think when she's upset... but it also doesn't help that she's drunk now. now caution's been thrown to the ocean~! ]

[ she's disappears beneath the surface... and a few minutes pass and she doesn't resurface. hm! ]

[ ... Oh.

Okay, it's time to start hastily wading out into the water after her. ]

Screeeeeeeeeeeeeee^{eeeee^eeeee}!

[ a creature BURST out from belong the surface and screams, splashing around in a frenzy. ]

[ He leaps back in clear alarm, momentarily wondering what the FUCK kind of ecosystem addition this is--

But then he notices the tentacles and coloring and freezes. ]

--D.Va?!

[ she dog paddles toward the shore like a mad ~~woman~~ monster and screeches again, her tentacles going wild as she shakes off the cold water, because it had been a LOT colder than she imagined. ]

[ EW, BAD!
TOO COLD!!
BLECH!!! ]

[ she's about to take off toward the pier when she trips in the sand and faceplants, screaming in frustration. getting to her feet she growls, glaring at king like it's his fault. ]

[ Holy SHIT

What is he supposed to do about this?!

The stupid thing, obviously, which is rush over to her. ]

Hey -- just try to calm down! What happened?!

...!

[ the fuck is this tiny starfish man doing?! she seems super confused about him running at her and takes a step back, but then... no, they must be playing chicken, so she immediately starts rushing forward. ]

[ she lets out some inhuman noise as she runs at him, her enormous ears flopping around and her tentacles catching the wind behind her. king's going to realize something kind of hilarious if ( and when ) they collide. she still weighs the same as she did when she was human, so... lol. ]

[ Holy shit: the sequel.

He freezes in place, trying to decide if he should run or stay. She recognizes him, right? Right...? ]

Hey! Can you understand me?!

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